I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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