Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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