is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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