We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
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The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
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It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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