you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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