So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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