I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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