im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
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Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
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We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up