Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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