Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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