can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
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I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
is that a dick in a sweater?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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