But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Also, beer. Big fan.
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He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
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Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help