Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(908): View more from New Jersey

girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.

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(917): View more from New York City

i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.

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(541): View more from Oregon

She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...

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(713): View more from Texas

I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.

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(563): View more from Iowa

He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.

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(248): View more from Michigan

We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.

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