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(401): View more from Rhode Island

They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"

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(641): View more from Iowa

My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.

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(816): View more from Missouri

He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man

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(216): View more from Ohio

I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.

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(229): View more from Georgia

I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?

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I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night

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