Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
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The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
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I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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