yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
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Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
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Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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