The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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