i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
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If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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