in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
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he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
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I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
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