Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
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I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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