looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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