hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
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Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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