the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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