i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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