called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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