I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
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he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
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