What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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