At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
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tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
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lol hangovers are for mortals.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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