Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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