In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
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I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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