you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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