I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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