yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Text me some of your sweat
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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