just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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