you turned your livingroom into a bong?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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