i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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