no. you can't hotbox the world.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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