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With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
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Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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