when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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