Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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