Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Randomize