before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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