We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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