I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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