good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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