Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
my sisters under your porch take her home
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
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It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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