I think scott just propositioned me for sex
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
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Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
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I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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