Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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