6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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