i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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