it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Randomize
