we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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