omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
this hospital has no fireball
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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