bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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