i don't like sucking hair
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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