is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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