Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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