what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
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I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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