i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
my poor anus
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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