My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
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Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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