break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
