it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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