I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
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We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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